Schedule Day!!!

Yesterday's Eagles game made me want to commit crimes. Terrible, terrible crimes. I have no further comment and would frankly like to forget it forever. "What loss to the Bears when we were up by four with less than two minutes to go and they were on their own 3?" my future self will say. "That sounds appalling!" It was, future self. It was. How I envy your faulty memory.

So let's turn our attention to better things. Like how the Flyers are 6-1 and look fantastic. Or the hotness of incredibly hot girls. Or best of all, the 2008 Phillies! Whenever the new schedule comes out the first thing I look for is potential road trips, so here are some possibilities:

Cincy, the first weekend in April.
Yet another Pittsburgh trip, end of April.
TEXAS! End of June. (Definitely think I might hop on a plane for this one. When will they go to Texas again? 2014 or something probably.)
Final trip to Shea Stadium, beginning of September.
And of course, various weekend series in places like St. Louis, Chicago, and Houston. I always want to go, and I never do, because it's expensive and time-consuming. Having said that, road trips are great. I wish I could follow the team around like they're a band, that would be the life.

Meanwhile, the Blue Jays, Angels, and Red Sox visit us this year. Very excited to see the Angels, my adopted AL team. But I dread the impending infestation by Boston vermin. I urge all Phillies fans to get tickets to those games ASAP to ward off the invasion! Keep them out! RED SOX GO HOME!!!