Phils 20, Cards 2 (guh-WHA?!)

Apparently this is the first time since 1900 that the Phils have scored 20 twice in a season.

1900!

That's literally the year "The Wizard of Oz" was published.

I only saw part of the game myself - in fact, I really only saw the crazy 9 run inning - because Sharon and I went to check out The Ugly American at Front & Federal which is a fine place and then we walked back to her place and had a pint at Ray's on the way.

See? They're back to scoring giant barrels full of runs. It's Dolphin Stadium, I tell you. Bad vibes in that place, man, bad vibes. I'm just going to keep harping on it until even I get sick of talking about it.