Uncharacteristic gloating

Chalk me up as that rare 21st century American sports fan who isn't enamored with fantasy football.

Oh, I have a team, all right. But I let the autodraft choose my players, I've made exactly zero moves, and I don't check any of the scores until well after all the games are done.

And I'm 3-0 this season. Oh yeah, and I won my league last year.

And right now there's some guy out there who spends like 20 hours a week making moves and checking scores on his cell phone, and he's 1-2 and it drives him nuts.

I think that's just swell.

Oh yeah, and the Phillies! Give 'em hell, boys.