First of all

you should go to mlb.com and vote for Pat Burrell. Vote for him thousands upon thousands of times, if you have the time, because I'll be goddamned if I'll let him get beat by David Wright.

Second of all

in addition to the Final Vote thing, they should also have a promotion where you get to vote for The Worst, Most Hatefully Bad Baseball Player In The History Of The Universe, so I could vote for Carlos Ruiz.